giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

(via rockyourcamera)

dis0riented:

When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.

(Source: thesickestjokes, via raysofthesun)

Me, after working out several days in a row: "Why would I ever NOT work out?"
Me, after one day of rest: "Why would anyone work out EVER?"